Hello Kind Person, me am former presidnet of Nijeryan country. I ned yor help in getinng millyons.

[sounds of a spammer being beaten to death with a live armadillo]

Sorry about that, folks. He snuck in when I wasn't looking.

I'm a semi-finalist in the Rooster T. Feather's South Bay Comedy Competition. Please come out and support me. The competition is fiercely funny and I promise a funny-ass show!

My semi-final round will be Wednesday, May 7 @ 8 p.m. Doors open at 7PM.

You can purchase tickets online at: www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/S...ventDetail

You can also get tickets by calling the club:

Rooster T. Feathers
157 W. El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA 94087
408-736-0921
www.roostertfeathers.com/

Oh, and if buy tickets, I'll reimburse you at the door.